Teazley, is your classic in-bred cat. She is a solid specimen of Post-Katrina cat fury and furry. She was born underneath an overpass, underneath a FEMA trailer. If you want a cat with culture and heritage, she's the one for you. She meows often. Her dialect is indiscernible. That's how you know she's a good one. What you cannot understand, makes you understand. I'm talking about the Universe. She will help you on your life's journey. Fuck Jesus, have a Teazley.
She is also overweight, due to her catty nature of tricking everyone in to thinking she is starving. Maybe she's the devil, but isn't that fun?
She likes to sleep in closets. She likes to "help" make the bed. And she will always come for treats. She will also magically take up the whole bed despite being 1/10th of your body weight.